What condo doesn’t have wireless internet? Who has granite countertops, multiple showerheads, and flat screen tvs without an internet connection? The concierge says they’ve only been open six weeks so that has not been taken care of yet. Don’t open the place up til you get that established, yo.
So I'm currently curled up in a corner, pressed up against the balcony wall with the curtains shielding me from the sun.